Jack's World

yes, we are dreaming of summertime around here. Just hit with another 6 inches of snow (at least) this, after Monday's storm, which left us shoveling several inches of slush and water.

1. After examining his open mouth in the mirror for a period of time:
Jack: "Mommy I think the thing that makes me throw up is the up and down thing."
Me: "Oh. What is the up and down thing?"
Jack: "See? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... (opens mouth to reveal the uvula).


2. I touched Jack's arm and shocked him with some static electricity.
Jack: "Mom! You sprinkled me!"

3. I caught Jack underneath his train table coloring with a marker.
Me: "Jack!"
Jack: "Sorry Mom. I just wanted to make it shiny. ..... And beautiful."

4. I was nursing Anna one afternoon.
Jack: "Mom are you using your pumps?"
Me: "..........................................."